Bahahahahaha

I still contend that the best part of my job is reading people's resumes. Here are a few highlights from the gems this week:

1. Adversity reveals genius, fortune conceals it.

I suppose this is supposed to be some life lesson, but I don't know why you would want to put a fortune cookie saying on your resume.

2. I am thinking agile, strong logic analysis capability, has strong practical ability, has a software development experience and good programming habits, can loyal to adhere to prudent principles of integrity; work actively enthusiasm in order to compete its desired Good things go all out in force; happy with communication, interaction can play an active effort to reach the goal of team; good at learning, diligence and pragamatism and assiduously, and has a strong thirst for knowledge. And I Can accept the mission.

I desperately wanted to give this character the mission, whatever it was.

3. Working carefully and precisenessly.

Apparently not too precisely.

4. State of the body: good.

Oh, thank god.